Stamping and Embossing

I don't normally check my BULK folder, but I'm glad I did tonight. This little gem was sat there waiting for me....

"The photon When a microscope leaves, a power drill rejoices. A parking lot borrows money from a tuba player defined by some dust bunny. A gratifying food stamp hibernates, and a line dancer procrastinates; however, the paper napkin single-handledly figures out a hole puncher. A bowling ball beyond a cough syrup figures out the globule. Indeed, the steam engine has a change of heart about a mating ritual.
The photon
A chain saw"

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Surreal though cornflake frogs are, I half-heartedly wept through fault of the window cleaner!
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