Stamp Posh

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Oct/10
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My cat eats woolen things, what should I do?

His real name is Kao K'o-Kung, but he's called Koko for everyday purposes. He is Siamese. He licks photos and envelopes, too. One day he chewed up a dollar's worth of postage stamps. But the cloth is bothering me most.
At first I thought that it was moth that got into my things and made hole in all my woolen ties. But then I caught Koko eating Danish Modern chair, upholstered with green wool, and understood that it was him. I am worried about Koko's health - he may have indigestion, or maybe even die because of this. Plus, I am subletting an apartment in a posh area, in Villa Verandah, it was done by a fashionable interior designer, and that chair costs a lot of money. I will never be able to replace it on my salary of a newsman. What should I do?

Don't worry, things will be looking up soon. I predict a change in fortune. Meanwhile, pay attention to what Koko is saying. I think he's a Cat Who will help you in mysterious ways.